Dear Audience,
Dear Audience,
You are my Dear Audience, my closest confidence, my bestest friend, Dear Audience, you are all these trivialities and so much more, dear dear Audience.
Notes on current characters i am developing for various stories.
Abandon the Clown - a celestial being of niave chaos. unknowingly starts catastrophic chain reactions that threaten the exhistance of all life everywhere while trying to make homemade cherry chocolate chip ice cream.
Shave the Clown - "the Clown of Goth." He will whisper sweet nothings in your ear while blowing smoke rings out his right eyeball, contact juggling razor blades, and playing Mozart's Requim on a nose flute.
Xed the Clown - a complete lack of funny. not even equipted with a thousand self inflating woopee cushions, a truck load of coconut cream pies, and an entire warehouse filled with monkies can this guy get a laugh. Not that he cares. He really wants to be an accountant.
Hacker the Clown - a super computer geek clown. he has keypads on his pant legs and a mouse in each pocket (he has 5000 pockets). he can reprogram anything anywhere.
all this shit is copywritten, so don't even think of pillfin' or i'll shim yer next of kin. got it?
You are my Dear Audience, my closest confidence, my bestest friend, Dear Audience, you are all these trivialities and so much more, dear dear Audience.
Notes on current characters i am developing for various stories.
Abandon the Clown - a celestial being of niave chaos. unknowingly starts catastrophic chain reactions that threaten the exhistance of all life everywhere while trying to make homemade cherry chocolate chip ice cream.
Shave the Clown - "the Clown of Goth." He will whisper sweet nothings in your ear while blowing smoke rings out his right eyeball, contact juggling razor blades, and playing Mozart's Requim on a nose flute.
Xed the Clown - a complete lack of funny. not even equipted with a thousand self inflating woopee cushions, a truck load of coconut cream pies, and an entire warehouse filled with monkies can this guy get a laugh. Not that he cares. He really wants to be an accountant.
Hacker the Clown - a super computer geek clown. he has keypads on his pant legs and a mouse in each pocket (he has 5000 pockets). he can reprogram anything anywhere.
all this shit is copywritten, so don't even think of pillfin' or i'll shim yer next of kin. got it?
posted by iTWiTiS | 11:14:00 AM
2 Comments:
Ooh hooo... I'd like to bump into Abandon. But right now I'm lost--somewhere in one of Hacker's pockets. Can you find me?
of course. in pocket #9 is the mouse of all mice. pheonix the mouse. yes, pheonix is a real mouse. yes, pheonix is a wireless optical mouse. yes, pheonix is the general of an army of mice that all live in hacker's pockets. warning, rodents carry viruses.
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