Subject: I'm trying craigslist out

A.S. Miller wrote to me the other day. I have no idea why. Is someone else out there impersonating Itwitis? I know I am.

So, here's what she wrote w/ a few edits. Why does this strange girley with so many names keep bothering me? ... Or ... is...it... JUST ... me? Dearest Audience, I plead yee, unravel this mistory, and tells me what thine gollet doth thinkethst... 'eth.

A.S. Miller:
Hey there!! Well I'm gonna get straight to the point in case you aren't interested in what I got to say. I'm looking for a casual discrete hookup and thats all. I don't want any strings right now just some good clean fun. I'm not into like the anonymous sex kind of thing where no names are exchanged though so I'd like to get to know you a bit more. I have pics on http://profiles.yahoo.com\beckyinminn go ahead and look and get back to me. I'm DD free by the way and looking for the same.


Me:
i don't believe you ex'hist. do you?
not like the autumn air on my cheeks this eve, or the small pink zit on my inner thigh, nor the child i caught before he fell completely into the fire, i slapped the flames out, and then he scolded me for ''sbanking'' him. i a m s u p e r. combrende?

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Spankilly,

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So, dearest Straundienge,

What mighten this mean'ith. Pleath, for the Lophe uph Gawd. Destrangrel me. Pleath.

Lovin' Spoonfulls,

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clue: iTWiTiS = (Ajax + Vandalia) / a(Kretin) - (a)... solve for a

love

~Bmd