The Undoing of the Never Not Naught Being of a Mr. & Mz’z K. Znought

The Undoing of the Never Not Being of a Mr. & Mz’z K. Znought

There oncey was a lady by the namey of Mz. Znought. She wasn't a was. She was a Not. She did no doing, but undone it all. Simply by NOT being, NOT telling, NOT tasting alot. She did no singing, for singing once sunginged is a was, and was’ing isn't just be’ing, it is is’ing that’s is has fizzled and such that the be’ing has been been’ed, if you can believe in that.

Mz. Znought, Mz. Znought, where fore art thow when thow art not? I quiz a quuzzle, by quunundrumming a quunundrummed humm drumm quest. ? Wherefore, were for, whenfore thow aren't, aren’t thow art NOT by naught being what thow aren’t NOT?... Or nought? Oh, Mz., Mz., Mz. K. Znought. What a silli nought doing, nought being, nought seeing, nought needing, nought reading, nought smelling, nought repelling/belling/quelling/fortelling/ nor under-selling thow hast nought sought? You really ought, Mz., oh! Mz., oh! my fair and lovely, Mz. Znought, you really must now really ought to reconsider your reallyreallyreally disasterinderous nought being. Really. Really. Reallyreallyreallyreallyreallyrealllllllllllllly, you ought... really. To… Um… er…

(gulp.)

Or…

…mayhaps i may have misthought? ?! Perhaps it is i. i! i, who must not be so caught in such a knot as not being naught or naught being not naught? So i, yes, i! must, yay warilly, i, must now be so fraught with such ill thought as to have brought this twaught plot of taut snot unpon thee, thee! my sweet Mz. Znought. How could such a thing by me be bought? (sniff, sniff, HONK!) oh, dearest, dearest, dearest zweet Mz. Znought, do not have ill thought of me and my rediculousquiteez,,, it is the nature… of one brought into a world so wrought with with such… such… not naught thought. (Clunk!)

(Curtain.)