Patternal/Matternal Release; a short crisp 4 part ritual for overcoming all evil ∞ly 3/12/05 5:55 PM

Step 1 ㊛ Mother Love

Take the love of your mother
put it in a jar.
Cap it there.
Store for many years or more
when love is needed
use it like a salve.
Spread it thinly.
Conserve.
Too much mother love can cause a rash.
Take the love of your mother
put it in a jar.


Step 2 ㊛ Mother Hate
Take the hate of your mother
crush it on a stone.
Pound vigorously
until finely powdered.
Add piss and vinegar
make a paste and let dry.
Crumble into a pouch
made of a moose’s uterus sack.
Tie an abandoned umbilical cord
round the opening there
so none shall escape.
Use as a weapon
swung with all the rage
of a screaming hot bellied child.
Aim at the foreheads of ignorance.
Take the hate of your mother
crush it on a stone.


Step 3 ㊚ Father Love
Take the love of your father
separate the chaff.
Stretch’n pull till it burns
let it cool in the moonlight.
In the morn twine it into rope.
Store it round a giant spool.
Use sparingly when restraint is needed.
Take the love of your father
separate the chaff.


Step 4 ㊚ Father Hate
Take the hate of your father
dig it from your side.
Pick it out with a hot knife.
Sort the shrapnel from the thorns
store them in a chest.
Clean your wounds.
Sleep many days.
Return to the chest.
Build a fire
with the spite of your mother’s menses.
Forge blades and missiles 3.
Hide them from the world.
Never tell.
Take the hate of your father
dig it from your side.

Result:
Should thee exercises yee complete, find yee well, healthy and neat; in time yee shall know, that blessed be within yee belly’s growth, and no more ills shall yee bloat -- n'er more temptations fer diamonds’ rapped lace. Swim free, transidential durtletove. Deep beneath heavens and above. Flaggondry. Swim high. Yonder flutterby; with wings of lashes and ribs of feathers’ eye. Climb low with steady hand upon elbowed toe. Rip free, drip bare, sneak, leap, freak unto vapor’s tide. Foof into the feaffer foam. Ride. Roll free, yonder warble core, and forever circle unmore. Upon the twisted mu. Nexternally neverbemore... or nought.

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